February 2012
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Colin Firth is on stage
BENEDICT!!!!!
Christopher Plummer's speech
Ok. I love Christopher Plummer.
But WHY WASN’T ALAN RICKMAN NOMINATED?!?
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They did a movie montage at the Oscars
Films include: Titanic. The Princess Bride. Star Wars. Jaws. When Harry Met Sally. Indiana Jones. Twilight.
Wait.
What?
Twilight doesn’t need to be in any “good movie” montage.
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Just finished my 5 1/2 hour Disney-A-Thon
:)
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Gawww Aladdin setting Genie free
Sniff.
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Oh god. The PUNS.
Things are unraveling fast now! Get the point?
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Jasmine as a seductress is amusing
Your beard is so…twisted.
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I love Iago's voice impressions
No, really Iago. On a scale of 1 to 10, YOU are an 11.
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Sex references in "A Whole New World" count
23. At least.
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I never noticed
Jasmine tells Aladdin to jump off a balcony.
Then he does.
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“How dare you! Standing around, deciding MY future. I am NOT a prize to be won.”
– Jasmine
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Oh Prince A-boo-boo
You and your flashy parades.
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The Sultan is so adorable
Jasmine? Sultan? Make up please? Okay, well that worked out quite nicely, so I can go play with my figurines now.
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I feel like Aladdin is better appreciated by...
Kids wouldn’t get the jokes from the Genie.
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Das right Jafar
You just got showed up.
By a monkey.
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Silly Abu...
Touching the forbidden treasure and all.
Also, new nickname for someone’s whamboozle spout. Forbidden treasure.
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Aladdin must really be desperate
To be walking inside a giant, talking, sand-lion.
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I love seeing Aladdin's face when Jasmine reveals...
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“FRESH FISH! WE CATCH EM YOU BUY EM!”
– Favorite character in Aladdin
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How the hell does Aladdin break a damn watermelon...
It must be made of lead or something.
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Jasmine is awesome
In how she’s like “Fuck you, so-called ‘attractive’ suitors that are giant dickwads.”
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I'm always sad that they take out the real line...
“Where they cut of your ear if they don’t like your face. It’s barbaric, but hey, it’s home.”
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“Remember who you are.”
– Mufasa
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And Scar is eaten by hyenas
All is right.
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Hey Scar, guess what?
It’s on.
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Anyone else think that Adult Simba is hot?
If I were a lioness, I would have fought Nala for him.
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Asahnti sahn a squash banana
It means “You’re a baboon, and I’m not!”
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In the non-Disney version of The Lion King
Nala eats Pumbaa. Then Simba rips her jugular.
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That awkward moment when Pumbaa is the smartest...
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“It’s times like this that you’ve got to put your behind in your...”
– Pumbaa
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don’t do it.
Don’t pull the ear.
DON’T. PULL. THE. EAR.
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SWEET HANS ZIMMER THE TENSION
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“It’s MISTER Banana-Beak to you!”
– Zazu
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Reblog if you're part of the 90s Disney Generation
Beauty and the Beast
Aladdin
The Lion King
Hunchback
Hercules
Mulan
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Did anyone else giggle as a kid when Nala was...
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Me: Pretty sure if everyone had a dad like Mufasa, kids would be less stupid.
Kate: I like where we're going with this.
Kate: We should toss all children to lions at a young age.
Kate: So they learn fear and respect.
Kate: And if they get eaten...natural selection and all.
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“Hmmm, let’s name the baby lion a name that means “lion” in a...”
– The brain of Rafiki
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Has anyone noticed...
Scar is made to appear “black”, and is voiced by a white guy.
Mufasa is made to appear “white”, and is voiced by a black guy.